i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
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