i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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