Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Randomize
