she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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