if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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