I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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