i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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