So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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