no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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