plz talk dirty to me
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Randomize
