one might say we're banned from that church
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
i think my cat just said my name.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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