I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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