I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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