Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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