My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Let's get the cat blown out
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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