Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
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