my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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