Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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