problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
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