dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I just had sex on a roof
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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