I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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