I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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