We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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