someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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