Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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