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go home
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
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He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
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You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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