So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Randomize
