so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Randomize
