Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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