I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Bring me that man meat
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I came so hard my ears popped.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
