did you get engaged???
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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