I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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