Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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