weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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