he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
is it fun? or sober?
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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