I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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