god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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