Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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