never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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