There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
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