Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
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