girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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