I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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