is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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