So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
