So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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