thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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