But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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