you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
did i just pee glitter
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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