Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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