Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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